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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.