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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Going viral on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Just landed via Twitch:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

4 weeks ago

Witty political joke highlighting the flaws of communism and capitalism in a humorous way.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

21 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Making waves on Twitch:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Spotted on YouTube:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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