Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.