Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Commentary:
“Office friendships: the ultimate ‘blink and you miss it’ scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for ‘Thank Goodness I’m Free’? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics”

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