Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it. I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it. I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it. Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost. “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”