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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crossing, humor, i, joke, just, list, list management, management, motivation, procrastination, productivity, task, things, to-do, to-do list, want on Jul 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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