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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.