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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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