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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.