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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.