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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental val…

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental val…

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"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, comedy, destruction, great, humor, i, irony, mind, object, sarcasm, sentiment, smash, value on Jul 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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