Do you think protein wants to be in all these things? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I bet protein's having an identity crisis at this point ππ₯ππ© Related funny posts π My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich. Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.” They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Honestly, I donβt think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture. No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.