Doctor said I am terminally chill. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:That's a diagnosis I can live with, doc! ππ©Ίπ΄ Related Funny Posts π€ Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, βI love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!β Then I said, βTurn left.β My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said βless McDonaldβsβ, but Iβm pretty sure I know what he meant. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times. My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.
