Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”