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  • Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.
  • You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.
  • I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.
  • I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.
  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?