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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at y…

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at y…

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"Surprise visits? More like surprise staring contests! 👀🏠😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, boundary, house, humor, i, personal, personal space, privacy, space, stare, unannounced, window on Jun 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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