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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.