Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.