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I like you because we hate the same people.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!