Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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“Don’t fret, you’re right on track in life! Just remember, it’s all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals”

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