Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon. Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out? So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out? So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
