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☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️

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34 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

27 shares on Telegram this month:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

60 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

68 shares on Threads this month:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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