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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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