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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.