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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

72 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

23 shares on Discord this month:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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