Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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โ˜•๏ธ โ€œSipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! ๐Ÿ˜ Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!โ€ โ˜•๏ธ

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