Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.