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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.