Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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β€œAh, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? πŸ˜… Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals”

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