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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.