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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.