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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, dental, dental hygiene, every, humor, hygiene, hygiene neglect, neglect, night, nighttime, oral, oral care, teeth, unbrushed on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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