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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

94 shares on Twitch this month:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Have you tried complaining about it?

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