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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.