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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”