Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke. Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Handle spaghetti with care – you never know how many Nonnas out there are silently gasping! 🍝⚡😂 #FoodieFauxPas" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math. Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto. Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke? There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
