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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Going viral on Facebook:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Live now on X:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Spotted on TikTok:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Witty joke about eye color change with a playful vibe.

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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

25 shares on X this month:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Going bananas on Facebook:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Seen just now on Facebook:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Shared recently on X:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Just landed via Facebook:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Trending via TikTok:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Breaking via Reddit:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

My favorite color is sunshine.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

My favorite color is sunshine.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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