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Apr 1, 2026

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Playful quote about grocery store paranoia, with a humorous, defiant tone.

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Relatable vibes: It's like we're part of a secret battle royale but for avocados and toilet paper 🥑🧻😄

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