Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
- If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
