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  • Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
  • I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
  • One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
  • Lovingly looking at my dog knowing Iโ€™m about to ruin her day with a bath.
  • l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.