Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEveryone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one. If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
