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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.