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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Live now on X:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Trending via Discord:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Just shared via Slack:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Trending via X:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Making waves on Telegram:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

13 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Freshly posted on Discord:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Going bananas on Slack:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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