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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.