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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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