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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Blink if you want me!

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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