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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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This meeting could have been a cake.