Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.