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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.