Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Third time’s a charm… or maybe I’m just too charming to resist! 😂✨ Related funny posts 😂 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. I can resist everything except temptation. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.