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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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Third time’s a charm… or maybe I’m just too charming to resist! 😂✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, fool, honesty, humor, i, joke, me, once, pure, purity, shame, stop, trust, twice on Oct 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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