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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged equivalent, forget, forgetting, home, humor, leaving, medieval, modern, phone, sword, technology, times on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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