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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I run a parody bank account.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Men need women, women need men. The end.

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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