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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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