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"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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