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"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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The future is buffering.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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99 shares on X this month:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

14 shares on Discord this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

81 shares on Slack this month:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

29 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Trending via Slack:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Going viral on Facebook:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Going viral on Reddit:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Spotted on TikTok:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Trending via Facebook:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

The future is buffering.

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