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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.