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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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