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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Going viral on Instagram:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Making waves on Twitch:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Just landed via Reddit:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Funny acorns quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

39 shares on YouTube this month:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

37 shares on X this month:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

15 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Just shared via Discord:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Going viral on Facebook:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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