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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Trending via WeChat:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Just landed via Slack:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Making waves on Telegram:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Going viral on Instagram:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Just landed via Slack:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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