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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Shared recently on Threads:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Going viral on X:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Live now on WeChat:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Spotted on Discord:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Social media is mental suicide.

Just shared via Instagram:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

You wish you had this many chins.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Making waves on Messenger:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on TikTok:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Reported on LinkedIn:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Just shared via Messenger:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Reported on Pinterest:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Reported on Twitch:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Going viral on X:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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