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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Trending via Snapchat:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Trending via Discord:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Shared recently on Instagram:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Making waves on X:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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51 shares on Instagram this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

66 shares on X this month:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Shared recently on Discord:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Spotted on Instagram:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Going viral on Threads:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Trending via TikTok:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Making waves on Slack:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Just landed via X:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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