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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,466

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Broadcasted on X:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Just shared via Messenger:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Breaking via Pinterest:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Trending via Pinterest:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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12 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

78 shares on Discord this month:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

98 shares on Discord this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,264

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Live now on Telegram:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Going viral on TikTok:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Seen just now on Twitch:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Just landed via TikTok:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Trending via Messenger:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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