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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Slack:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Trending via Threads:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Making waves on Messenger:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Just landed via Instagram:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Trending via Twitch:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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33 shares on Slack this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

46 shares on X this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Being weird never goes out of style.

39 shares on X this month:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Breaking via Messenger:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Going bananas on Facebook:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Trending via TikTok:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Spotted on Slack:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Seen just now on YouTube:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Spotted on Instagram:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Spotted on TikTok:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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