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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Live now on Facebook:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called β€œWhat Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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β€œIt can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Making waves on Messenger:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Breaking via Instagram:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Trending via X:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Spotted on Slack:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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β€œIt’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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