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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”