At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction. Commentary:Looks like I've shared my location with the aliens too many times! 🚀👽🆘
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee. Commentary:"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
