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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Just landed via Messenger:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Just landed via Facebook:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Trending via YouTube:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Just shared via Discord:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Funny ancient Greece quotes bring a hilarious twist to history’s greatest philosophers and legends 🏛️😂 From witty wisdom to cheeky comebacks, these timeless gems prove the ancients had a serious sense of humor too! Dive into a world where toga parties meet clever quips, and discover why laughter truly is eternal 🌟🎭 Ready to tickle your funny bone with some classical chuckles? Let’s go!

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Share →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Shared recently on X:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Reported on X:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Shared recently on Discord:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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