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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Trending via Reddit:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Breaking via Messenger:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Just landed via Discord:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Trending via WhatsApp:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Seen just now on Slack:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Making waves on WeChat:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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