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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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