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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Just shared via WeChat:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Live now on Snapchat:

I love it when God gives me money.

Trending via WeChat:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Shared recently on Discord:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Trending via Messenger:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Live now on Slack:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

75 shares on Discord this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

53 shares on X this month:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

84 shares on Instagram this month:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

42 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,243

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Going viral on Discord:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Seen just now on Discord:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The government even made aliens boring.

Seen just now on Reddit:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Going viral on Threads:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Going bananas on Reddit:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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