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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?