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Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,362

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Broadcasted on X:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Live now on Reddit:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Spotted on YouTube:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Going viral on TikTok:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Breaking via X:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Breaking via Facebook:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

52 shares on Telegram this month:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

22 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,675

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Just shared via Instagram:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Going viral on Threads:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Trending via Slack:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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