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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Is this art or trash?

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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