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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Breaking via Facebook:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Spotted on Facebook:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Spotted on YouTube:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Spotted on Reddit:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Going viral on Discord:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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66 shares on Telegram this month:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

89 shares on Threads this month:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Going bananas on Twitch:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Just landed via WeChat:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Making waves on WeChat:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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