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Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Trending via Discord:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Live now on Pinterest:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Trending via Messenger:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Seen just now on Threads:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Trending via TikTok:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Trending via Discord:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Making waves on Instagram:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Breaking via WeChat:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Making waves on YouTube:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Making waves on Discord:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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