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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,616

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Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Going viral on WeChat:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Live now on YouTube:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Live now on X:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Trending via TikTok:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Going viral on X:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

85 shares on X this month:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

84 shares on Discord this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,432

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Going viral on Threads:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Spotted on TikTok:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Trending via WeChat:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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