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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Freshly posted on Slack:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Just shared via Twitch:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Shared recently on X:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Just landed via Threads:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Spotted on WeChat:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Just landed via X:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Going viral on X:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Share →: I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Just shared via Slack:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Spotted on Facebook:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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