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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Breaking via X:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Live now on Snapchat:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Live now on TikTok:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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🤷‍♀️ Oh, she's bad alright… at parallel parking, following recipes, hitting snooze on the alarm multiple times… You name it! Looks like being a bad girl is just not her forte. Maybe she should stick to being good at being adorably self-deprecating instead! 😂#BadAtEverythingGoals

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Broadcasted on X:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Going viral on Instagram:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Shared recently on YouTube:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Trending via Twitch:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Going viral on Reddit:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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